The Future Probably Sucks, But At Least We’ll Have 3D-Printed Vitamin Pizza

Now that’s a slice of pizza.

The pizza deliciousness scale runs the gamut from the orgasmic, iconic New York City slice to the this-is-not-freaking-pizza defrosted atrocities delivered in thirty minutes or less. Here’s some unsolicited advice: real pizza, that is, really, really, good pizza — the kind of pizza that makes you choose it instead of sex — never ever comes with a coupon. But…